A Little Pissy

I felt the need to resurrect and old post of mine after visiting the men's room at work today. It's a good reminder to all you males out there for the new year. Let's start off on the right foot.
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Okay, here's my thing. public bathrooms are gross enough as it is....they don't need help being that way. So, guys, why must you pee on the toilet seat? I don't get it.........does it just come down to pure laziness or is it some type of target practice for you to try and see if you can pee through the seat?


It is not normally an issue as I tend to use public restrooms for #1 and not #2, but sometimes it is just unavoidable and needs to get done. The last thing you want to have to do is wipe some [insert bad name, IBN]'s pee off the seat with some toilet paper and then cover it with a seat cover........the whole time instead of concentrating on the job at hand.....you're thinking about whether the pee remnants are now soaking through the seat protector and now touching your unsuspecting butt cheeks. Ewwwwwwwww!

Guys, if you must use the toilet to pee in, please lift the [IBN] seat or either sit down to pee. If you don't like touching the toilet seat, use your [IBN] foot.

Bathrooms are not meant for target practice!